For One Lucky Bastard "Life's a Beach" Won't Just Be A Stupid Pun

Yesterday, while I shameless shared with you how Kim Kardashian‘s ass has begun to invade my dreams, I got a text message from my older brother that read: “You should apply for www.islandrimjob.com and see if they call you. It can’t hurt.” Wha’?

It turns out I need new contacts worse than I thought because the site he was referencing wasn’t www.islandrimjob.com, but www.islandreefjob.com. 

Apparently, Queensland, Australia’s tourism board has thought up this wonderful job, whereby they’ll pay someone $100K to pretty much just lounge around The Great Barrier Reef and do water activities for six months and blog about it. 

The Island Caretaker will need to post a weekly blog, photo diaries and create video updates to let the world know about the unique experiences available on the Islands of the Great Barrier Reef. There will also be some interviews with members of the media. The contract involves spending six months on Hamilton Island, one of the Islands of the Great Barrier Reef. The Island Caretaker will also travel to other islands and enjoy activities such as sailing, kayaking, snorkelling, diving, picnics, bushwalking and more.

They didn’t explicitly mention anything about sex, drugs, and rock ‘n’ roll, but I figure it’s pretty much an implied.

For more details, check out islandreefjob.com.

Oh, and in case you were wondering, islandrimjob.com doesn’t exist. I already checked.