Douchebag Of The Day: Breast Massaging Dentist!

Pervert alert!  Northern California dentist, Dr. Mark Anderson had some explaining to do after a number of his female patients complained that he massaged their breasts during their dental examinations.  As most people know, the dentist deals primarily with the mouth and nothing below the neck.

Anderson claims he massaged their breasts to relax them and help relieve the pain associated with temporomandibular disorder, commonly known as TMD.  The back hills quack said he learned about the procedure from his brother, a physical therapist, but without proper training he was unaware that he was doing it totally wrong and instead fondling his patients.  Although, he was massaging them beneath their shirts and bras, a procedure commonly practiced by no medical professionals, DUH!

If that wasn’t enough, when one of his patients sent him an angry letter complaining about his misconduct, Anderson replied by sending her a card with a “cartoon picture of a bunny rabbit” on the cover exclaiming, “Oops!” So, I guess this isn’t really a surprise, but this guy is a class A moron/pervert.  If you’re going to be a molester then molest, but don’t try to pawn it off as medical procedure moron.  Even the dumbest chicks know that’s not supposed to happen…I think.