Whitney Port Maintains Relevancy Via Nipple Slip

In case you have a life and don’t know who this broad is, her name is Whitney Port and she used to be on MTV’s The Hills. She recently got her own spin-off show on MTV, titled The City. I know, those people at MTV are real original with their show titles.

Speaking of original, what’s there left to be said about reality show media whores that hasn’t already been said before? Some days I have fun ragging on these useless tampons, but then there are days like today where all I want to do is feed my brain some knowledge and go read a book. Or at least go watch some adult entertainment and play with myself, or something. 

At least in this case the chick was kind enough to show us her nipple. It’s kind of a winning situation. At least I’m not writing about Kim Kardashian shopping for light bulbs. That day was slower than a guy c^mming while standing naked outside an igloo in Antartica.

Check out Whitney’s bikini pics while in Miami earlier this week this way >>>