Reese Witherspoon & Jake Gyllenhaal's Call It Quits. Who Knew They Were Dating?!

Wait, wha’?! Jake Gyllenhaal was dating who?! Reese Witherspoon?!?! Ugh, he just lost some points because of that one. A source tells People Magazine:

“They just recently broke up. It’s totally and completely over.”

“Reese was the one who had to do it.”

“She just got out of a divorce and was so concerned with her family, she just didn’t have the time for him and he really demanded that.”

“They’re still friends. Things are fine, but it was a clean break – [there's] no chance of getting back together.”

No chance of getting back together, eh? Phew. So you’re saying there’s a chance?