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How Does Your Magic Stick Measure Up?
Admit it, you’ve tried measuring your love pump. But let’s face it, resting your hard, slightly crooked rod on a ruler doesn’t always yield the best results. Or perhaps you have looked down while your love pump was inside your lady friend’s pink bus and wondered, how much you can fit in there? In that case, Condometric is the perfect tool for your filthy minds!According to Condometric’s Manifesto, the “guiding spirit behind the idea” is:
- Because what really matters is the size of your self-confidence.
- By respecting your penis, you respect yourself.
- Attitude is everything.
- If you take your penis size too seriously, your eyes will be blind to the true worth of your sexual identity.
- If you don’t like it, don’t look.
I’m not really sure what that all means. They say size doesn’t matter and yet they stuck a way to measure your c()ck directly on the condom? Just make sure you don’t drink too much whiskey before you slip this sucker on!
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Holy schnikies Melissa, I have wanted a better way to measure for so long. I feel like I can’t use my ruler for regular things, b/c it stays in my desk drawer.
We should get Condometrics to send me some samples!
Nah, I’m old school. Letting you lady use her fist to measure is the best scientific way in my opinion. And I’m not ashamed to say, my bad boy is 4 fists in size.
hell im black my stuff is automatically big and long… my lady measured and its 11.5 on a hard and not too much smaller on a soft! Cant wear biker shorts did one time and this chick ran into a wall looking, i felt so damn cheap!