Scarlett Johansson Prepares to Bust Out a Corset

Bust out the lube, Scarlett Johansson has finally come to her senses!

Let’s face it, ScarJo isn’t a bad actress, but she’s certainly no Meryl Streep! Which is why it’s upsetting when we are once again are tricked into another 2.0 hours of her monotonous dribble without to much as a single nipple slippage or topless scene.

Luckily for us, the actress seems to have finally realized that we don’t care about her acting, nor her singing, and are willing to shell out the insane $10 a ticket it costs to see a movie, only if her heaving bosoms will be the lead star of the film.

During her recent interview published in the Jan. ’09 issue of Harper’s Bazaar Magazine, the 24-year-old actress said:

“Every actor wants to work on a Western. I would run a brothel, like a madam or something,” she says. “I’m working with what I got. It’s only so long that people are going to want to see me in a corset. So I might as well do it now.”

On behalf of all hot-blood animals out there, thank you, Scarlett. You’ve finally done right.

Check out ScarJo’s curves for Harper’s Bazaar in 3…2…1…

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