Already Been Done

I’m really hoping the opening scene of Jessica Simpson‘s film “Major Movie Star” opens much like that of “Private Benjamin”… with her old man of a husband dying on top and inside of her while sexing her up.

Because there is no hotter visual than a rock hard liver-spotted penis getting caught inside Jessica’s snatch. Oh, but to dream a wonderful dream. Her facial reaction would be absolutely priceless.

More photos after the jump!