Who the Fug is That?

It bothers me to hate on perfectly nice people, but considering this fitness guru isn’t into fish tacos, I don’t think he’ll be scoping out this site anytime soon. I just wish he didn’t threaten us with the possibility of a hairy nut busting loose from his hot shorts. And the Bedazzling has really got to go! I bet you his g-string matches his tank top!

See who it is after the jump! (Note: This one’s an easy one!)

Who else could this be, but hot pants aficionado Richard Simmons, as photographed outside the The Today Show in NYC yesterday?

I love Richard Simmons. He strikes me a person with a kind heart. I used to rock out to his “Sweatin’ to the Oldies” tapes when I was in junior high school. I was like 2 lbs. over weight, but somehow thought I needed to exercise to lose weight. I’ll always have a soft spot in my heart for him.