Naomi Campbell Bikini Pics Alongside Her Billionaire Boyfriend

Here is certified basket case Naomi Campbell in a purple bikini while on vacation with her billionaire Russian boyfriend, Vladislav Doronin, in the Maldives earlier this weekend.

Some may wonder how Naomi got herself a billionaire boyfriend, when you consider how batsh!t crazy she is, but I think I have the answer to this one: He’s also batsh!t crazy. 

They probably try to piss each other off and make each other jealous before rushing back to the bedroom to make sweet, angry make-up sex with each other. She probably considers donkey punching romantic.

Bad girls like her don’t date good boys. They won’t be satisfied. Bad girls, like Naomi, love drama. They live for it. Either they beat each other up and get off on it, or he’s into S&M, or he’s a vagina and likes being dominated, both inside and outside the bedroom. Trust me, there are weirder fetishes out there.

My brother knew a girl whose boyfriend like to be bound and gagged and put in the trunk of the car and be ridden around town before having sex with her. She used to do groceries with him in the trunk. Jesus Christ.

Check out Naomi in a bikini this way>>>