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J. Lo's Rican Ass To Go Back on the Market
Bust out the tissue, kids– this one’s a tear-jerker! Gatecrasher has announced that Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony will be divorcing after all. The couple is said to announce the sad news after they perform a duet together on Valentine’s Day.
“Marc and Jennifer are planning on announcing their divorce right after Marc’s show at Madison Square Garden on Feb. 14,” a friend of the couple tells us.
“Jennifer is planning on joining Marc onstage for a surprise duet. Things haven’t been right for a while now, and they thought it would be a bittersweet farewell.”
“They’re definitely planning a clean break in February,” the source insists.
I can’t say that I feel too bad for the broad. Friends of mine from back in PR who are in the entertainment biz always told stories of Marc cheating on his wife at the time, Dayanara Torres, with Jennifer. So far as I’m concerned she deserved what was coming to her. If she’d dated an honest man then she wouldn’t have to spend her married days looking over her shoulder.
I’ve added some pics of J. Lo, including a mug shot and several ass shots, to distract you from the pain this way>>>
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That pic is so wrong (in the most hilarious of ways)
Here’s an idea. How bout they both get in a car, play some of their crappy music and drive off a cliff and have it taped and put on you tube.
Why is it that Jlo’s butt looks small, then big, then small again? I think she wears butt girdles to make her butt bigger. Stupid skank!
It was never a match made in heaven. If I looked like Marc Anthony I’d seriously contemplate suicide. That dude is just ugly! And Jen isn’t the marital type anyway. Sean “P diddy” Combs, Ben Afleck, the dancer, all those guy were complete opposites of each other. Jlo is confused and suffers from poor judgement. Not only that but I’m guessing she’s bossy as hell and has entitlement issues. Geez, why do people still believe they have to get married?
I agree with yoanna. Her ass looks huge when she wearing a dress but when she puts on a bikini her ass is very small.