Ashley Tisdale Is A Monster Face On The Cover Of Shape Magazine

Yes, I just said that Ashley Tisdale has a terrible case of monster face. In case you’re wondering what monster face is, it’s what happens to people like Ashley Tisdale when they get a terrible nose job and look non-human for the duration of their life. Mark my word, she will look just like Courtney Love in 10 years.
Not to mention, she’s on the cover of Shape Magazine, but you can tell the photos are totally photo shopped, so you know in reality she actually looks like a dumpy frumpy turd. Good going editors at Shape, your cover girl is a fraud and looks nonhuman due to all the air brushing and touching up.
For more proof, check out the rest of Ashley’s photos after the jump
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I feel like a total bitch for saying this about a kid, but no matter how much makeup they plaster on this girl and no matter how much photoshopping is done, she’s still a troll.
She’s a dork! What’s with some girls? The Jenifer Love Hewitt/Tyra Banks types who preach against skinny unhealthy images, unnatural beauty, and plastic surgery but yet still try hard to promote that look or end up sell out in the end?
You’re all just jealous because you could never look that good on a dare! Ashley is beautiful, something none of you hatemongers will ever be no matter what work you have done to make it possible!