Bar Rafaeil Is Hotter Than The Chick You Bang

Sometimes my boyfriend likes to act like Bar Rafaeli is not the super most hottest women ever.  But then he get to drinking and says stuff like, “Isn’t that the hot chick that DeCaprio bangs?”

Why yes sweetheart, that is Leonardo’s lady.  And I’m your lady.  Let’s all have a foursome and put our differences behind us!

Check out the possibility of my awesomeness with Bar after the jump…