Douchebag of the Day: Paris Hilton

People Magazine reports thieves broke into socialslut Paris Hilton‘s Beverly Hills home earlier this morning, stealing an estimated $2 million worth of jewelry.

“At around 5 a.m. Friday, officers received a call from a security guard who reported that Paris Hilton’s residence had been broken into,” LAPD spokeswoman Julie Sohn tells People. 

“According to detectives, a man wearing a hooded sweatshirt and gloves forced entry through the front door, ransacked her bedroom, took unknown property and fled,” Sohn added. 

Early Friday morning, Hilton was spotted dancing at Bar Deluxe in Hollywood along with Katy Perry and gossip blogger Perez Hilton.

There’s no mention of security alarm sounding off, so methinks the talentless tampon must have not set up her security system.  Either that or she told ex-boyfriend Benji Madden to come on over for some playful rape fantasy action and got caught up in the club partying it up and forgot about him.

In a fit rage and extreme horniness, he stole her jewelry to get back at her. He should have taken her Valtrex instead. An itchy, blistered taco is way worse than having your jewelry stolen. At least when one’s that rich. 

No word yet on whether or not the jewelry was recovered. Certain to not be recovered: her dignity.

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