Stories of the Absurd: Lady Has 18th Child

Stories such as this one completely boggle my mind. (And uterus, actually.)
Michelle Duggar, and her husband Jim Bob and their 17 children, welcomed their 18th member of the family, Jordyn-Grace Duggar yesterday. The Duggar’s children range from age 20 – 17 months. Michelle, 42, has given birth approximately every 18 months since she married at age 17.
Husband/father Jim Bob says his family is “the ultimate Christmas gift from God,” and says of newborn Jordyn-Grace, “She’s just absolutely beautiful, like her mom and her sisters.”
The full list of kids is as follows: Joshua, 20; Jana, 18; John-David, 18; Jill, 17; Jessa, 16; Jinger, 14; Joseph, 13; Josiah, 12; Joy-Anna, 11; Jeremiah, 9; Jedidiah, 9; Jason, 8; James, 7; Justin, 6; Jackson, 4; Johannah, 3; Jennifer, 1; and newborn Jordyn-Grace. And no, your eyes aren’t playing tricks on you. Each kid’s name starts with the letter “J”.
Cheese and rice! How can one family stand to be around so many kids?! I have one dog, and I barely have the time and energy to give her the attention she deserves. At least Michelle gave birth via C-section, otherwise I’d hate to see what condition her vag is in.
Surely the doctors sewed a zipper onto her belly for future births, right? That stomach’s been cut up so many times a carved Thanksgiving turkey has to be more attractive. C-section or not, I’ll bet you a BJ Ron Jeremy could put his two-digit meat inside her and the broad wouldn’t even feel it.
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People are sick!!! That is ridiculous!!
At least they chose to do this. What about the poor unexpecting couples that end up with octuplets from doing the grown up one time? Doesn’t seem fair.
that is way to much, her poohnanny probably look like a catchers mit..smh