Snatch Lovers

Enrique Iglesias chokes out Shrek (Celebslam)

Barak Obama used to look like The Ladies Man (Bossip)

Jennifer Lopez doesn’t look like a drag queen for once (Lossip)

Creepy puppets will frighten you with the Hanukkah Song (Jewssip)

Eddie Murphy plans to ruin the next installment of the Batman movie (The Blemish)

Faith has hugenormous boobs (Holy Taco)

Chinaman gets rundown, twice (Totally Crap)

Scarlett Johansson’s snot is being auctioned for charity (Tittle Tattle)

Craig Ferguson feels up Carmen Electra(HQ-Celebrity)

Nicola McLean is the spirit of Christmas (Drunken Stepfather)

Jessica Maximus’s Ass is out of control (Dirty Rotten Whore)

When drunken Ryan Phillipe attacks (The Grumpiest)

Kim Kardashian goes to Compton (I Don’t Want Your Life)

Bulgarian models terrible grammar is cute (Uncoached)

Alessandra Ambrosio should only wear lingerie (On 205th)

Rosario Dawson shows off her super cleavage (Camel Tap)

Tim Teabow will make you religious (Busted Coverage)