Penelope Cruz Should Have Love Triangle With Me

In “Vicky Christina Barcelona” the film that Penelope Cruz is promoting in London, she has a love triangle with Scarlett Johansson and her real life boyfriend Javier Bardem.  It’s no secret that I think Scarlett is incredible looking, but I also find Javier Bardem to be irrisistable because he seems like the kind of guy that might want to rough you up in a way that makes you feel so good for being so bad.  Hey, manly men are like that.

Penelope should probably agree to bring the threesome action to my house cause I’m dying to teach her accented arse a thing or two, if you know what I mean.

More photos of Penny at the screening of her film, after the jump