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Singer Lil’ Kim at a news conference in Zagreb, Croatia Saturday night where she announced that she will perform three concerts in Croatia during the coming week.
Shortly after her announcement the audience fell in silence when a small ladder was lowered from Lil’ Kim’s quarry and a Kiebler elf trotted down the stairs. And to think all this time we thought they lived in trees!
Also hiding in Lil’ Kim’s guano-infested cave: Superman, JonBenet Ramsey, Notorious B.I.G, and Amelia Earhart.
With a face like that, it’s no wonder she is the latest host for the United States Federal Witness Protection Program because there’s no effing way any man or woman is willing to stick their face anywhere near that face or taco with sexual curiosity.
You might as well print out a copy Michael Jackson’s face, cut a whole in his mouth, and tape to your blow-up dolls face. Same thing.
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I just want to know how much she’s spent on that face of hers. Probably enough to feed a third world country? Lil Kim and penis breath are almost synonymous with each other; she has lips like the end of a toilet plunger! To think she slept with Biggie Smalls… willingly… proudly… still makes me sick to my stomach. She’ll be forever known as the nastiest woman in show business in my opinion.