Audrina Patridge Shops for Attention (& Bikinis)

Here is Audrina Patridge shopping for bikinis in the middle of December in Los Angeles earlier this week. 

I understand the allure with Audrina, I do– She’s got some nice buns you wouldn’t mind slipping your hot dog in and taking for a test drive. But when you consider that her hipbone is going to be digging into you when your doing her standing up, and that her brain is about as hollow as Aubrey O’Day’s vajayjay, you might as well dig up a skeleton, slap on some extension and go at it all day.

Check out Audrina’s “womanly” figure in a bikini this way>>>>