Playing Hide the Ding Dong

I know your horny all the time, but you’re not the only one. Girls want sex too, from guys that are more confident and sensually pleasing. Whether these senses be for scent, company, or just the ole’ hot beef injection, we know girls have hormones.

This is where the idea for PUA (pick up artists) came from: The knowledge of the interactions between penis, vagina, and the people behind them.

First off, being afraid of these interactions is going to keep you dry. You can’t wait for girls to come to you. And then, you have to have something to say to them (or probably some benefit to your company) and whatever is going to make her follow you home.

You can’t be afraid of knowing about this stuff either. Do you think you’re already fine without it?…. What? What was that? I think I just heard your dick screaming from your pants. He doesn’t agree.