Tila Tequila Is More Than Just A Slut, She's Also An Auth… Ahaha (I Can't Even Say It!)

Check out these pics of Tila Tequila promoting her book, “Hooking Up with Tila Tequila: A Guide to Taking It Up the Ass, Dealing with Herp Blisters in the Eyes, Being an Attention Whore, Licking Carpet, and Sleeping Your Way to the Top” at a book signing t Barnes & Noble in New York City yesterday.

Alright, that’s actually not the name of her book. It’s actually titled, ”Hooking Up with Tila Tequila: A Guide to Love, Fame, Happiness, Success, and Being the Life of the Party,” but this title isn’t nearly as accurate as the other.

God, seeing this tiny Asian skank holding up her book all proud is infuriating.  I mean, I want an effing book deal! Whose d!ck do I have to suck to get one?!  Not Tila’s, I can tell you that much. I mean, if I’m going to suck my way to the top, I might as well enjoy it.  And you know what they say about Asians have tiny penises.  No, thank you!

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