Lohan Done w/ the Taco, Onto Sean Penn's Peen

Following in the footsteps of Anne Heche, and that chick who left the “La Bamba” dude for Melissa Etheridge, Lindsay Lohan is no longer interested in licking in the cl!t.  Rumor has it the leggings entrepreneur might have, maybe, sort of, totally did, let’s not deny it, hook up with notorious womanizer Sean Penn at his private dinner party for his latest film “Milk” in NYC last week.

Fox News reports:

Lohan showed up sans partner Samantha Ronson. Sources say she immediately sidled up to Penn, who took her under his wing, so to speak. “They nuzzled,” says my observer, before taking off for an after party somewhere in the bowels of Chelsea, no doubt. 

Yeah, you and I both know Lindsay wasn’t going to stick to licking vagina for the rest of her life.  Can you blame the girl?  Don’t get me wrong, I’ve totally considered playing for the other field, if only because women know what women want, but the idea of having to eat fish all day every day is enough to make me a strict red-meatatarian.  ¡No gracias!

The truth is there is no better feeling than to have a big, throbbing piece of meat inside you, pressing against your G-spot, the man’s musky scent making your toe’s curl. Ah, yes.  The ever-dependable c()ck. How I love thee!

Here’s Lindsay in a see-through grey top with black bra while heading to Japanese restaurant Matsuhisa’s in Beverly Hills, California yesterday.