Megan Fox's Man-Made Macaroons Resurface

Check out these pics of Megan Fox (sans douche B.A.G.) rocking some simple cleavage in casual attire while out and about in Hollywood over the weekend.  

Beautiful women really do have it so easy.  You could have a chick like Janeane Garofalo wear this same exact outfit and I’ll bet five bucks and a handjob she wouldn’t make us spring a leak in our pant(ie)s.  

Megan, on the other hand, could walk around in a dress made entirely of used condoms dripping with her taco’s love juice and that wouldn’t stop men and women from chasing after her, all the while trying to catch the juice drippings in a cup to dip their McNuggets into.