Shauna Sand Gets Punched in the Chimichangas

Shauna Sands arrives at the Pre-VMA Party for Producer Jason "Poo Bear" Boyd's Birthday at Boulevard 3 on September 5, 2008 in Hollywood, California.

Shauna Sand‘s husband is a wife beater, claims the former Playboy Playmate.  

Yesterday she filed a temporary restraining order against husband Romain Chavent, alleging he not only punched and choked her, but also threw her across the room and “hit me in the breasts, which i just had reconstructive surgery.” 

The 37-year-old also said her French hubby “threatened to sell nude photos of my children that he took of them when he was babysitting.”

Of course Shauna Sand is with a wife beater.  With a busted mug like hers, you know her options are limited.  So long as he tells her she’s beautiful in the end, the rest is just rough housing.  

Plus, it wasn’t his fault.  It was the fault of those dangerous chimichangas of hers.  What would you have done if her (NSFW) nipples came at you like a pair of fangs ready for the kill? You’d effing punch that b!tch in the t!ts, that’s what you’d do!

Some classy pics of Shauna below for your jerking pleasure. (Ha!)

Shauna Sands arrives at the Pre-VMA Party for Producer Jason "Poo Bear" Boyd's Birthday at Boulevard 3 on September 5, 2008 in Hollywood, California. (1)Shauna Sands arrives at the Pre-VMA Party for Producer Jason "Poo Bear" Boyd's Birthday at Boulevard 3 on September 5, 2008 in Hollywood, California. (2)Shauna Sands arrives at the Pre-VMA Party for Producer Jason "Poo Bear" Boyd's Birthday at Boulevard 3 on September 5, 2008 in Hollywood, California. (3)Shauna Sands arrives at the Pre-VMA Party for Producer Jason "Poo Bear" Boyd's Birthday at Boulevard 3 on September 5, 2008 in Hollywood, California. (4)

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Check out Shauna’s poor little girls future Hollyweird skanks in 3…2…1…

Model Shauna Sand-Lamas and daughter at the Catwalk for Kitson / Troy Kingdom Show at Boulevard 3 on January 10, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. (1)Model Shauna Sand-Lamas and daughter at the Catwalk for Kitson / Troy Kingdom Show at Boulevard 3 on January 10, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. (2)Model Shauna Sand-Lamas and daughter at the Catwalk for Kitson / Troy Kingdom Show at Boulevard 3 on January 10, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. (3)Model Shauna Sand-Lamas and daughter at the Catwalk for Kitson / Troy Kingdom Show at Boulevard 3 on January 10, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. (8)

3 Responses to “Shauna Sand Gets Punched in the Chimichangas”

  1. whoknows says:

    Melysa, how did you find a picture of her without those translucent plastic hooker shoes? :^)

  2. Naughty Nick says:

    One word: Gross!

  3. Answer Guru says:

    it’s not like it’s a very big difference from those shoes, whoknows :) )

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