September 14, 2007 @ 5:07 AM / By Melysa F-Listed contributing writer

Vincent Gallo's Man Meat Is Real, Dammit!

Actors Vincent Gallo, Heath Ledger and musician Michael Stipe at Marc Jacobs Spring 2008 during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week at the New York State Armory on September 10, 2007 in New York City.

Vincent Gallo was outraged to learn that NY Post critic Frank Scheck suggested he’d used a fake penis when Chloe Sevigny went down on him in his film “The Brown Bunny.” He issued this statement to Page Six:

“Tell that hack to convince his mother, sister or wife to let me give it to her . . . and then she can report back to little Frank if she thought [it was fake],” Gallo raged to Page Six.

Because real men don’t let others talk crap about their man meat. Try it. He’ll have Chloe bust out the strap-on just for you.

Gallo ranted in an e-mail: ” ‘Why then does Scheck promote doubt about the scene’s authentic nature? I speculate it’s because Mr. Scheck most likely has a very small, ugly penis and needs to believe that only in make-believe does anyone have one like mine!’”

Vincent Gallo sat alongside a single Heath Ledger and rock legend Michael Stipe at the Anna Sui Spring 2008 Collection during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week in New York City on September 10.

Vincent Gallo front row at Anna Sui Spring 2008 Collection during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week at The Tent in Bryant Park on September 10, 2007 in New York City.Vincent Gallo front row at Anna Sui Spring 2008 Collection during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week at The Tent in Bryant Park on September 10, 2007 in New York City.

Vincent Gallo front row at Anna Sui Spring 2008 Collection during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week at The Tent in Bryant Park on September 10, 2007 in New York City.Vincent Gallo front row at Anna Sui Spring 2008 Collection during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week at The Tent in Bryant Park on September 10, 2007 in New York City.Vincent Gallo front row at Anna Sui Spring 2008 Collection during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week at The Tent in Bryant Park on September 10, 2007 in New York City.

More photos after the jump!

Actors Vincent Gallo, Heath Ledger and musician Michael Stipe at Marc Jacobs Spring 2008 during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week at the New York State Armory on September 10, 2007 in New York City.Actors Vincent Gallo, Heath Ledger and musician Michael Stipe at Marc Jacobs Spring 2008 during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week at the New York State Armory on September 10, 2007 in New York City.

Actors Vincent Gallo, Heath Ledger and musician Michael Stipe at Marc Jacobs Spring 2008 during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week at the New York State Armory on September 10, 2007 in New York City.Actors Vincent Gallo, Heath Ledger and musician Michael Stipe at Marc Jacobs Spring 2008 during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week at the New York State Armory on September 10, 2007 in New York City.Actors Vincent Gallo, Heath Ledger and musician Michael Stipe at Marc Jacobs Spring 2008 during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week at the New York State Armory on September 10, 2007 in New York City.

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