November 26, 2008 @ 8:05 AM / By Melysa F-Listed contributing writer

Your Daily Fug!

Sarah JEssica Parker attends the New York City Ballet's 2008-2009 season opening night celebration at the David H. Koch Theater at Lincoln Center on November 25, 2008 in New York City.

I wonder how many times Matthew Broderick has mistakenly stuck his d!ck in wife Sarah Jessica Parker‘s mouth when she tells him she’s in the mood for anal.  It’d be very easy to confuse SJP’s mug for her black abyss.  Even if she waxed and bleached her asslips, that mug of hers would still be less attractive. 

Here’s Sarah Jessica Parker at the New York City Ballet’s 2008-2009 season opening night celebration in New York City yesterday.

Sarah JEssica Parker attends the New York City Ballet's 2008-2009 season opening night celebration at the David H. Koch Theater at Lincoln Center on November 25, 2008 in New York City. (1)Sarah JEssica Parker attends the New York City Ballet's 2008-2009 season opening night celebration at the David H. Koch Theater at Lincoln Center on November 25, 2008 in New York City. (2)Sarah JEssica Parker attends the New York City Ballet's 2008-2009 season opening night celebration at the David H. Koch Theater at Lincoln Center on November 25, 2008 in New York City. (3)Sarah JEssica Parker attends the New York City Ballet's 2008-2009 season opening night celebration at the David H. Koch Theater at Lincoln Center on November 25, 2008 in New York City. (4)

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5 Responses to “Your Daily Fug!”

  1. Kenny B says:
    November 26, 2008 at 12:25 pm

    Horse face

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  2. dzast says:
    November 26, 2008 at 2:14 pm

    i bet shes got a nice personality tho…id get twisted with her…but then she might think im leading her on…hmmmm

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  3. A For Effort! says:
    November 26, 2008 at 6:48 pm

    I feel bad for her. She tries hard but nothing seems to work. I’m sure she’s a really good person inside (btw, having no sex appeal is not the determining factor for that) but a lead role in a show like Sex In The City has it’s expectations, I mean lets be real. The only bangable chick in that cast is the brunette and even she’s modest looking at best.

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  4. dzast says:
    November 27, 2008 at 8:13 am

    true….i agree with A for Effort

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  5. Answer Guru says:
    November 28, 2008 at 9:56 am

    You have to agree she used to look worse so…

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