Dita Von Teese Nude in Playboy Germany

Dita Von Teese in the Dec. 2008 issue of Playboy Denmark.

There are days when I get tired of seeing Dita Von Teese all dolled up in her 1940s-inspired gear.  I’d really like to see her say eff it! and throw on a t-shirt and jeans with some Keds and go run errands dressed like the rest of us mortals.  (She strikes me as a Keds kinda gal.)

But if there’s one Dita I most certainly could never tire of is the Dita Von Teese we see on the pages of magazines.   This chick really knows how to work her magic.  Take these photos of her in next month’s issue of Playboy Denmark Germany, for example.  

While many generic Playboy models look like they’re queefing at the camera, Dita actually makes love to it. Not to mention that her t!ts looks truly magnificent. Are they real?  If there is a God, I’m pretty sure she sculpted those perky beauts.

Dita Von Teese in the Dec. 2008 issue of Playboy Denmark.  (1)Dita Von Teese in the Dec. 2008 issue of Playboy Denmark.  (2)Dita Von Teese in the Dec. 2008 issue of Playboy Denmark.  (3)

Dita Von Teese in the Dec. 2008 issue of Playboy Denmark.  (4)Dita Von Teese in the Dec. 2008 issue of Playboy Denmark.  (5)Dita Von Teese in the Dec. 2008 issue of Playboy Denmark.  (6)

Uncensored NSFW pics in 3…2…1…

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7 Responses to “Dita Von Teese Nude in Playboy Germany”

  1. Wortvogel says:

    That would be the GERMAN Playboy.

    Jeez…

  2. mr.sippi says:

    it’s German Playboy!

  3. JonDoe says:

    yeah nice, actually its the german playboy -.-

  4. Alright everyone, calm down! The source said Denmark, and account of my not being able to read the language, I identified as such. Thanks for the info, though! =)

    XOXO

    Melysa

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  5. Nikki G says:

    wow, i’m speechless… well not really. these pictures are hot and there’s no denying that dita is very photogenic but have you ever heard her speak? if you haven’t, don’t. you’ll ruin the fantasy. if you have, bummer right? i can her voice when i’m looking at these pictures and can’t get it out of my head! the other voices are welcome:).

  6. DaKine says:

    i am so turned on by this woman. and i don’t know why since she’s not the typical hood-thick, big lipped, brown skinned chick i usually think of when i’m horny.

    Dita is one of those rare fantasies that you imagine being extremely dominant in bed until she gets down on her knees and chokes on a big one with her hands tied behing her back.

    SMH. sick, sick, sick.

  7. cboy492 says:

    I think thats what makes her so smokin.

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