Your Daily Fug!

In case you’re still working on your sausage and egg breakfast, you might want to skip this post.   Katie Price acted like her usual classy self and revealed a little TMI during a recent interview with New! Magazine, where she talked about the color of husband Peter Andre‘s British burrito.

“When I go on holiday you’ll never see a bikini shot of me, because I sunbathe naked.

“I haven’t got any lines at all! That’s why I go to very private places.

“Peter does too. He’s got a brown willy!”

Of course, what Katie failed to mention was that the brown wasn’t from the sun, but instead male ass pudding crusted to his d!ck because she just caught him plowing his gym instructor.  *squish*

Here is the UK glamour model leaving the Blue Inc. store launch in London, UK earlier today.

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