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Mario Lopez' Veiny Arms Are Unimpressive
As someone who has lips between my legs, may I just say how disgusting Mario Lopez is? I’d seriously drink Dustin Diamond‘s jizzsm before even locking lips with this walking hormone over here.
Let’s start by the fact that he’s wearing a headband. A headband!!! Not to mention that annoying Cabbage Patch doll dimple thing going on, which, when paired with that smug look he always has, makes me want to pour Sriracha Hot Chili Sauce all over his flacid, steroid-induced penis.
Personally speaking, men this fit are very off-putting. Sure, I want my man to be hot and fit, but women also like something they can snuggle up to in bed on a rainy day after hours and hours of getting it on like bunny rabbits in heat.
Most of all, what women wants to get plowed by a man with a small cock? C’mon, you know Mario totally does steroids. No thanks! I want me a man who can get make my pussy lips wet and then deliver. Not some dude whose going to wind up playing with his flacid penis while masturbating to the image of himself in the mirror.
Here is Mario showing off his bulging, veiny arms while in South Beach over the weekend.
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make it wet and then deliver…well then just call me the mail man….HIIIYOOOOOO!!!
when is this dude gonna come out of the closet??? tell me he doesn’t smoke the bone(wearin a headband on south beach…come on!!!)
Honestly, I don’t think he’s gay. I think that headband is more a symbol of his retardation. I know Marc Paul Gosselaar isn’t raking in an Oscars, but I’m pretty sure every time he sees Mario he just shakes his head in disgust. He’s such womanizing tool!
XOXO
Melysa
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Steroids don’t make your penis smaller dummy, they make your balls shrink.
After your questionnaire, which I filled out with all due diligence, I was assuming you’d pony up a picture of yourself. How are we to know if you yourself do not have large man arms? Perhaps you rage against Mario in an attempt to cover your own horrid, bulging deformity?
But either way that headband is pretty awful. But give him credit, he was great on DWTS. Yeah, I said that.
And thanks for not using the phrase ‘fish taco’ while discussing the feminine tidbits today.
hey there, ho there, boys! What’s with all the hostility? Take a 15 minute break to go blow off some steam. And I’m sorry, did I promise a photo of myself? I don’t think so. Maybe you shouldn’t expect things because you think it a just reason in your head.
And yeah, so the boy can dance, but he also cheats on women left and right and then acts like he’s a saint.
XOXO
Melysa
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You had a question on the thingy suggesting that you might post a picture. I’m not hostile, I’m just wondering why you are hating on Mario so much and suggesting my own theories as to why. And I DID say thank you, so your accusation of hostility makes me cry.
I don’t know that he does or doesn’t cheat, anymore than I know specifically how steroids affect manstuff.
But I do know that it took you an HOUR to moderate my post, after you wrote on the front page you wanted to do some forum chat. Speed wise this is less ‘chatty’ and more ‘telegram exchange’. I expect singing in your reply~!
Yeah I think he’s an asshole too. He is a womanizer and he’s too pretty to be a real man.