Holly Madison Does L.A. Direct Magazine

How old is Holly Madison now?  Her time has definitely run its course.  Exhibit A: She’s not naked in these pics shot for next month’s issue of L.A. Direct Magazine.

That’s not to say that women are less desirable the older they become, but if you’re only famous because for having a hot body and being naked all the time, then act accordingly.

But the minute gravity kicks in and you decided to keep the wrinkling to yourself, we don’t care about you anymore. We didn’t love you for your sweet demeanor and deep conversations.  No, we just loved your perky tits. They really are something else. See for yourself, here.

Bonus before and after high school pic in 3..2…1….