November 17, 2008 @ 5:30 PM / By Melysa F-Listed contributing writer

Xtina's Fake Bordens Have Dried Up (Allegedly)

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Christina Aguilera got rid of her boobs, everyone. That’s right, no more staring at her veiny Bordens.  I’m sure her camp will say it’s because she’s not breast feeding anymore, but you and I both know that’s not the entire truth.  I mean, duh, we could see the dented udder’s scar!

I remember when I was a little girl and my mom asked me to take over some homemade soup to our neighbor who just had her first baby.  The woman’s husband told me I could just go straight into her room, which lead to my encountering a gorilla breastfeeding a human baby.  I sh!t you not, this woman had more hair on her mammaries then I naturally have in my front door matt.  And I’m Rican!

But I digress, here’s Christina’s deflated nay nays at the Fashion Rules board game at Fred Segal in Hollywood, California last week.

How do you prefer Christina’s pancakes, Bisquick fluffy or flaky crêpe?

Christina Aguilera and Simone Harouche attend "A Diamond is Forever" presents the official launch of L'Agence Clothing and the Fashion Rules board game at Fred Segal on November 13, 2008 in Hollywood, California. (1)Christina Aguilera and Simone Harouche attend "A Diamond is Forever" presents the official launch of L'Agence Clothing and the Fashion Rules board game at Fred Segal on November 13, 2008 in Hollywood, California. (2)Christina Aguilera attends "A Diamond is Forever" presents the official launch of L'Agence Clothing and the Fashion Rules board game at Fred Segal on November 13, 2008 in Hollywood, California. (1)Christina Aguilera leaving "A Diamond is Forever" presents the official launch of L'Agence Clothing and the Fashion Rules board game at Fred Segal on November 13, 2008 in Hollywood, California. (1)

Christina Aguilera leaving "A Diamond is Forever" presents the official launch of L'Agence Clothing and the Fashion Rules board game at Fred Segal on November 13, 2008 in Hollywood, California. (5)Christina Aguilera leaving "A Diamond is Forever" presents the official launch of L'Agence Clothing and the Fashion Rules board game at Fred Segal on November 13, 2008 in Hollywood, California. (6)Christina Aguilera leaving "A Diamond is Forever" presents the official launch of L'Agence Clothing and the Fashion Rules board game at Fred Segal on November 13, 2008 in Hollywood, California. (7)Christina Aguilera leaving "A Diamond is Forever" presents the official launch of L'Agence Clothing and the Fashion Rules board game at Fred Segal on November 13, 2008 in Hollywood, California. (8)

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Christina Aguilera leaving "A Diamond is Forever" presents the official launch of L'Agence Clothing and the Fashion Rules board game at Fred Segal on November 13, 2008 in Hollywood, California. (9)Christina Aguilera leaving "A Diamond is Forever" presents the official launch of L'Agence Clothing and the Fashion Rules board game at Fred Segal on November 13, 2008 in Hollywood, California. (10)Christina Aguilera leaving "A Diamond is Forever" presents the official launch of L'Agence Clothing and the Fashion Rules board game at Fred Segal on November 13, 2008 in Hollywood, California. (11)

Christina Aguilera leaving "A Diamond is Forever" presents the official launch of L'Agence Clothing and the Fashion Rules board game at Fred Segal on November 13, 2008 in Hollywood, California. (12)Christina Aguilera leaving "A Diamond is Forever" presents the official launch of L'Agence Clothing and the Fashion Rules board game at Fred Segal on November 13, 2008 in Hollywood, California. (13)Christina Aguilera leaving "A Diamond is Forever" presents the official launch of L'Agence Clothing and the Fashion Rules board game at Fred Segal on November 13, 2008 in Hollywood, California. (14)

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8 Responses to “Xtina's Fake Bordens Have Dried Up (Allegedly)”

  1. whoknows says:
    November 17, 2008 at 2:19 pm

    *wipes my lips*

    Took me long enough to drain those flesh pumpkins. Had to fight over them with the boy.

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  2. Bobb'E says:
    November 17, 2008 at 6:48 pm

    @whoknows, lol. You forgot to remove your milk mustache.

    Anyway, I think she was far more desirable, & sexier, with the milk jugs than without them. I wasn’t really lookin Xtina’s way before then.

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  3. The Stalker says:
    November 17, 2008 at 6:51 pm

    She got rid of her fake boobs good for her but I’d like to see what they look like now. Playboy next

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  4. Sprmcandy says:
    November 18, 2008 at 9:29 am

    She looks better now.

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  5. PJ says:
    November 18, 2008 at 10:52 am

    I liked the boobs before now its like wha happened

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  6. F-Listed says:
    November 18, 2008 at 3:16 pm

    PJ-

    Man, I understand the love for the boobs, but dude… they had a dent in them! Like a car. A CAR! G-R-O-S-S! :P

    XOXO

    Melysa

    F-Listed

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  7. yoanna says:
    November 19, 2008 at 9:47 am

    That’s what happens when the milk dries up. Just left with her implants. LMAO!!! she still looks like a clown though.

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  8. yoanna says:
    November 19, 2008 at 9:49 am

    Ps: I agree with you Melysa, she did have some banged up titties.

    Reply

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