Lindsay Lohan Channels My Grandmother

Lindsay Lohan & girlfriend Samantha Ronson attend the official Lindsay Lohan party at the VIP Room Theater in Parsis, November 2008

I am pretty sure I have this dress. It belonged to my dead grandmother and sometimes when I get really wasted I put it on and prance around my house like I am going to have a tea party with all my sex toys. Then I get really drunk and end up leaving my house dressed like that tragic mess. I’m sure that’s what went on right there, cause Lindsay Lohan should know better than to dress like my dead grandmother.

Is it just my bad fortune, but are all the Hollywood hot messes dressing like fucking old ladies this weekend? When am I gonna get flashed some snatch? That’s what I wanna know. Hopefully, this new breed of tweens just getting into the game are going to be even bigger skanks than these morons. Miley Cyrus, I’m talking to you.

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2 Responses to “Lindsay Lohan Channels My Grandmother”

  1. cboy492 says:

    I miss the days of all of them getting out of the cars while snatch flashing!I want the old Britney back etc

  2. !!!! says:

    You left out the best part when Lindsay got floured by a PETA supporter. Funny as hell especially on Video. Serves her right!

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