Victoria's Secret Pink Carpet Nobodys

If you ever plan on holding a major event, and you want to know if it was awesome or not, the best way to figure that out would be to check and see if skank of the century, Aubry O’Day showed up.  It’s true, Mother Teresa and Princess Diana could have risen from the dead to attend your event, but the second Aubrey shows her face, you know your party is officially over.

Anyways, other than Aubrey the usual idiots showed up to walk the prestigious pink carpet:  Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, Sophia Vergara, Michelle Tractenberg, and Amanda Bynes.  Which reminds me, is Kim Kardashian’s ass on strike?  All of the recent pictures I’ve seen of her–she’s smothering her ass in fabric, which is, of course, a crime against humanity.

Basically, for a fashion event centered around underwear, most of these women are entirely too clothed.  Hello? Am I alone on this or should Sophia Vergara and Kim Kardashian come dressed in g-strings while everyone else should have been in pasties and panties?  Of course they should have.  When am I going to get paid to orchestrate these events.

More photos after the jump…