Chloe Sevigny Is Tricky

Jesus, it’s a slow news day.  Here are some pictures of Big Love star Chloe Sevigny on the beach in Miami.  For one second I thought that maybe she was looking sort of cute, but then I was confronted with her face.  Chloe is one of those girls that markets herself as “geek chic”, which I’m sure is sort of charming, but no one wants to fuck a geek.

Sorry Chloe, but I will not be tricked into thinking you’re cute.  Hell, I won’t even settle for calling you cute for a geek, cause you’re not.  In fact, I bet everyone on this site agrees with me.  Probably because we have two eyes and looking at you makes us want to gouge them out.

The true star of these photos is Chloe’s FUPA.  It’s always a tragedy when someone famous doesn’t realize that they have to keep themselves in supreme shape.  That’s part of the bargain of fame.  Otherwise you find yourself on sites like this with bitches like me pointing out the fact that you look like maybe you need an abortion.  Just sayin’.