F-Listed's Newest Snatch Talker, Sabrina C.!

Happy Motherf^cking Saturday, d!cks and cl!ts!

Once again I’d like to say sorry for the site being down for most of the past week.  No worries though, as of today our new snatch talker Sabrina C. will be here to make each of your nether regions tingle over the weekends.

So you know all those salacious photos we show you promoting the female figure, and those juicy buzz clips on Hollyweird’s leading ladies? Yeah, you can know get all that every day.  How sweet is that?

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Read below to learn more about the newest member of the F-Listed family in this short Q&A with weekend snatch talker extraordinaire, Sabrina C.!

XOXO

Melysa

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Name/Alias: Sabrina See/Sabrina C.

Tell us a little bit about yourself. If they’re famous and have been to Los Angeles in the past 10 years I’ve partied with them. I was born and raised in Hollywood, California. I survived off a trust fund after my parents drove themselves off a cliff in a suicide love pact. But it’s a recession and I have no plans of moving out of my Malibu mansion so now I’m here sharing certain secrets on Flisted!

What song best describes you in a nutshell and why? I Touch Myself by The Divinyls, ‘nuff said.

If you could be any female celebrity, who would it be and why? I guess I’d be Sally Fields cause that bitch is crazy. Crazy and totally close to death. So I could fucking get this life overwith.

What about if you could swap DNA with any celebrity, who would it be and why? I was going to say Brad Pitt, but he’s totally old and boring now. I guess I’ll have to say Gerard Butler cause that asshole looks like he would hand out a punch and a fuck for breakfast.

Be honest, exactly how much do you love the penis? DICK, it’s what’s for dinner.

Finish this sentence: Breasts are ___________. Breasts are for milking, and if not that, they’re useful for achieving total world domination.

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Family Guy or South Park? South Park. I mean, Family Guy isn’t that funny and there isn’t any continuity in their stupid episodes.

Dildos or vibrators? Vibrators. Dildos are like dicks but plastic and neon colored. If I wanted that I would fuck myself with a kitchen utensil.

Blondes or brunettes? Blondes. As a brunette I can say, without a doubt, that blondes might now have more fun, but they look dumber and everyone wants to fuck someone that is so dumb they don’t even know how to use their words.

Do you do kegel exercises? Of course I do kegels. How in the fuck am I supposed to keep a nearly virginal vagina tight as an 8-year-olds if I don’t do kegels?

If you could have one superpower, what would it be? I would totally have lazers that shot out of my nipples. It’s unorginal, but it would make being naked and cooking something so much easier. BAM! BAM! My toast would already be done.

Describe to us your ideal fantasy? My ideal fantasy consists of a tub of mayonnaise, triskets and Oprah. Yea, I fucking said it. Oprah. That bitch loves fucking mayonnaise.

What’s the one thing men should always keep in mind when it comes to women? Men should keep in mind that women are crazy creatures. Well that and most of them need to be backhanded once in their life.