November 14, 2008 @ 9:54 PM / By Melysa F-Listed contributing writer

Which Ass Would You Tap?

Padma Lakshmi and Jessica Alba arrive at Keep A Child Alive's 5th annual Black Ball at Hammerstein Ballroom on November 13, 2008 in New York City.

I know it’s Friday and you’re brains are two beers away from being completely retarded, but before you rush over to your version of Cheers, I have a very very important question for you.

Let’s say you and your buddy go to said bar and like out of a movie you had both Padma Lakshmi and Jessica Alba standing right before you, their eyes hungry for a man’s a seed.  Which one would you claims dibs on?

This is a hard one.  Tricky, tricky.

Here are the beautiful brunettes keeping their breatesses to themselves while keeping things sexy while at the Keep A Child Alive’s 5th annual Black Ball held in New York City yesterday.

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Jessica Alba, Alicia Keys and Padma Lakshmi arrive at Keep A Child Alive's 5th annual Black Ball at Hammerstein Ballroom on November 13, 2008 in New York City. Jessica Alba and Alicia Keys attend The "Keep A Child Alive" 5th Annual Black Ball at Hammerstein Ballroom in New York City on November 13, 2008. (1)Jessica Alba and Alicia Keys attend The "Keep A Child Alive" 5th Annual Black Ball at Hammerstein Ballroom in New York City on November 13, 2008. (3)Padma Lakshmi at 'Keep A Child Alive's 5th Annual Black Ball, hosted by Alicia Keys and Iman at the Hammerstein Ballroom in New York City. on November 13, 2008. (1)

Padma Lakshmi at 'Keep A Child Alive's 5th Annual Black Ball, hosted by Alicia Keys and Iman at the Hammerstein Ballroom in New York City. on November 13, 2008. (2)Latina MILF Jessica Alba at 'Keep A Child Alive's 5th Annual Black Ball, hosted by Alicia Keys and Iman at the Hammerstein Ballroom in New York City. on November 13, 2008. (1)Latina MILF Jessica Alba at 'Keep A Child Alive's 5th Annual Black Ball, hosted by Alicia Keys and Iman at the Hammerstein Ballroom in New York City. on November 13, 2008. (7)Latina MILF Jessica Alba at 'Keep A Child Alive's 5th Annual Black Ball, hosted by Alicia Keys and Iman at the Hammerstein Ballroom in New York City. on November 13, 2008. (8)

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Latina MILF Jessica Alba at 'Keep A Child Alive's 5th Annual Black Ball, hosted by Alicia Keys and Iman at the Hammerstein Ballroom in New York City. on November 13, 2008. (4)Padma Lakshmi onstage at 'Keep A Child Alive's 5th Annual Black Ball, hosted by Alicia Keys and Iman at the Hammerstein Ballroom in New York City. on November 13, 2008. (1)Padma Lakshmi onstage at 'Keep A Child Alive's 5th Annual Black Ball, hosted by Alicia Keys and Iman at the Hammerstein Ballroom in New York City. on November 13, 2008. (2)Padma Lakshmi onstage at 'Keep A Child Alive's 5th Annual Black Ball, hosted by Alicia Keys and Iman at the Hammerstein Ballroom in New York City. on November 13, 2008. (3)

Padma Lakshmi and Jessica Alba inside the 'Keep A Child Alive's 5th Annual Black Ball, hosted by Alicia Keys and Iman at the Hammerstein Ballroom in New York City. on November 13, 2008. (1)Padma Lakshmi and Jessica Alba inside the 'Keep A Child Alive's 5th Annual Black Ball, hosted by Alicia Keys and Iman at the Hammerstein Ballroom in New York City. on November 13, 2008. (2)Jessica Alba inside the 'Keep A Child Alive's 5th Annual Black Ball, hosted by Alicia Keys and Iman at the Hammerstein Ballroom in New York City. on November 13, 2008.

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4 Responses to “Which Ass Would You Tap?”

  1. The Stalker says:
    November 15, 2008 at 1:00 am

    Jessica alba hands down. Young sweet and sexy. Definitely stalk material

    Reply
  2. Pandemonium13 says:
    November 15, 2008 at 6:20 am

    What movie are you describing?

    Reply
  3. madster says:
    November 15, 2008 at 2:48 pm

    I would tap Jessica’s treasure anytime, anywhere, husband around or not! Also, love the new look! Mommy status fits her beautifully!!!

    Reply
  4. Adam says:
    August 15, 2009 at 7:17 pm

    Simple: I’d do a three-way with both. What is the decision here? Your question needs no answer. ;-)

    Reply

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