Douchebag of the Day: Papa Joe & Pete Wentz

This is such a lame story. After bodyguards blocked part of Ashlee Simpson‘s crew trying to leave the Decaydance/GQ party Sunday night a “brawl” resulted, whereby the bouncer pushed Pete Wentz, accidentally knocking Ashlee into a wall. That’s when Papa Joe and Pete started swinging.

“When somebody messes with my baby, then it’s over!” Joe told us later, drawing his finger across his throat.

How “Dirty Dancing” of Papa Joe.  This is probably the most exciting thing to ever happen to Ashlee, considering she’s still a virgin and all.  Hell, Pete’s vagina is too gaping to be considered a heterosexual man.

More photos after the jump!

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