Kate Beckinsale Embodies A Clitoris for Halloween

Schwing!  As if to ensure we wouldn’t forget what a MILF she is, actress Kate Beckinsale seduced our sensors dressed as Little Red Riding Hood for Halloween, complete with pigtails and a short skirt.

This costume is a brilliant personification of pure sexual innuendo. She’s not “Little Red Riding Hood,” she is “Little Red Riding Hood” (i.e., the female clitoris).  I wouldn’t put it past her. After all, this is the same woman who tenderized her husband’s meat in public and admits her best feature is her twat.

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