Your Daily Fug!

Good morning, cl!ts and d!cks!  I have some eye-opening news for you this morning.  We can’t make fun of Tara Reid‘s effed up body anymore.

Apparently it hurts her feelings when the media makes fun of her messed up boobies, grizzly-clawed stomach, and melting ass.  Guess the bottle isn’t helping her heal her emotional scars.

“I’ve been a media target for years now,” the actress, 33, tells People Magazine. “It does hurt my feelings, but what can I do? I have to move on.”

Well, for starters you could start by putting on a damn one-piece bathing suit!  Oh, my bad, have years of boozing it up cost you some brain cells as well? If it wasn’t for Tara’s melting boobs and ass, she would be even less relevant.

Instead of dwelling on the negative, Tara needs to focus on the positive, like the fact that she’ll never get raped.  I mean, if you think about it, isn’t that reason enough to smile?  Not even Mike Tyson would hit that.

Here is a gallery of some before and after pics of Tara for your laughing/dry-heaving pleasure.

“Before” Gallery over this way. Includes some “before and after” topless shots!