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Do any of you kids remember Australian singer Natalie Imbruglia? She had that hit song back in ’97 called “Torn.” I used to prance around me house in my underwear to that song, my dildo hairbrush acting as a microphone. Don’t get too excited, I was 14 at the time.

Anyhoo, so Natalie showed up at this event in Hollywood late last week looking more like Florence Henderson. Not from her Brady Bunch days, but the modern-day Florence Henderson.

Alright, that’s kinda mean. Really I just wanted to comment on this hair coloring of hers. What’s she trying to prove, that blondes have more fun? Give it up, homegirl. If the carpet doesn’t match the drapes chances are you look more like a chick whose head has been dunked in baby batter then a girl who likes to party.

If you feel like reminiscing with Natalie and her only song we’ll ever care about, look after the jump.

See other dummies who lost their minds and went blonde here and here.

See the video for “Torn” in 3…2…1….

Natalie Imbruglia – Torn
by renardeau