Tila Tequila Lives to See Her 27th Birthday

Happy birthday to Tila Tequila, who managed to make it another year of her life without her vagina spontaneously combusting from diseases. (Weeeeeeeeeeeeee!)

The tiny Asian celebrated her 27th birthday over the weekend at the MOSCI Fashion Show at Area Nightclub in West Hollywood, California, with her ex-girlfriend Courtenay Semel by her side.

Who knew ferrets were so intuitive in the bedroom?! They must be, because why else would Tila rehash things with Courtenay?  With a mug that unfortunate it must take skills for chicks to come back for more!

Speaking of tricks…. did anyone else notice the mirror Courtenay is holding in that above pic?  I’m thinking that mirror had one of three fates. One, the girls used it to freshen up on their makeup. Two, they snorted coke off it. Or three, the mirror was used as an explorational device meant to reflect the warm and moist regions of the female anatomy.

Which of the three fates do you think happened?