Comments on: Write Your Own Fantasy Caption Contest!

By: Andrew Cooper

Andrew Cooper — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 11:04:49 +0000

“Could you feel it when I wiggled my ears?”

Moose — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 09:08:47 +0000

Kegel exercises have turned Christina Aguilera’s vagina into a vortex which can trap men from as far away as 10 paces.

Moose — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 07:37:55 +0000

Christina Aguilera gives new meaning to the term “Power Vacuum”.

WoodyC — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 21:15:52 +0000

Wonder if I can find a genie in a bottle up there…..

JJ — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 14:36:32 +0000

Christina : Man I can smell my own fish taco from here..

Dancer : You’re telling me!!

Big K — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 13:55:36 +0000

“Hey, I can see Russia from here!”

John — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 11:59:59 +0000

Yes I am ready to order. I will have tow big macs and 2 large fries. Should I pull around?

kryan — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 07:49:26 +0000

Thanks, Christina! That thing’s giving off enough heat to dry and flat-iron my hair!

John — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 07:19:54 +0000

COME OUT, COME OUT WHEREVER YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

amy — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 02:53:20 +0000

damn now i owe u a dollar i didn’t believe it when u said my whole head would fit