Douchebag of the Day: Ali Lohan

We already know the Lohans are assholes, but in case your THC addiction has caused some loss of memory, here’s a reminder.

If you recall, about a month or so ago, I posted a little thing in here about how Lindsay Lohan skipped the funeral of her grandfather because she was in an argument with Michael Lohan. I said she should have gone and most of you said she didn’t have to. Hey, at least she had some kind of reason for not attending. I mean in retrospect if she had gone, Michael would have probably just tried to sell the photos of it anyway, so he is probably just pissed he couldn’t go out and acquire any more items from the Right Said Fred line of clothes.

But, one person who was also not there was Ali Lohan. Not caught up in a huge squabble with her dad, one wonders what her excuse was for not showing up. Well according to Fox, the reason Ali didn’t show up at the funeral was because she didn’t have time to get her hair extensions done the day before and didn’t want anyone to see what horrible hair she has.

She missed it because of hair extensions? That’s about as reasonable as saying she missed it because she wasn’t done bleaching her asshole.  Actually, I wouldn’t be surprised if Ali bleached her ruby starfruit.  With Lindsay as a role model anything is possible.

Here’s Lindsay Lohan channeling her inner Paula Abdul dressed in old lady sofa fabric and Daytona Beach hooker boots while at the Saks launch of the 10th Annual Key To The Cure Charity Shopping Weekend in New York City yesterday.

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