Hefner's New Twin Girlfriends Make Him Feel Alive

Hugh Hefner got out of his Depends robe and got dressed yesterday for the book signing of Mr. Playboy in Westwood California’s Book Soup where his new twin girlfriends stood by his side smiling the entire time.

Oh how the mighty have fallen.  Hugh might want to consider putting down the Viagra.  It’s ruining his judgement. Twins they may be, but hot they are not.

Ten bucks says they got tag teamed by their high school football team.  As a matter of fact, I’m pretty sure I’ve seen that video online. They’re not exactly the classiest or sanest of broads.

What do you think of Hugh’s girlfriends Karissa and Kristina Shannon?

4 Responses to “Hefner's New Twin Girlfriends Make Him Feel Alive”

  1. KEL says:

    yucky poo! They look like their forcing their smiles!! the one doesnt even look like she wants to be there!!!

  2. Kim says:

    these girls are ugly, what is Hef thinking?!!!

  3. Trailer Park says:

    Surprise, just continuing the theme of pale bimbo’s with blonde hair! I’ve heard of compromise but what’s the deal with these two? There…. just not hot. I thought Playboy had higher standards than this.

  4. gregory says:

    i think they are cute as hell i like them alot

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