Maria Menounos' Pearl Necklace is Distracting

With her boobs nearly touching her chin, and rope after rope after rope of pearls wrapped around her neck, entertainment correspondent Maria Menounos tried her best to make us see her in a provocative light while at the Best in Drag Aid for Aids Benefit in Los Angeles over the weekend.

I’m not sure if “Best in Drag” means “Best Drag Queen,” but I wouldn’t be surprised. Honestly, if it wasn’t for the boobs and the pearl necklace my vagina would need a handkerchief she’d be crying so much.  Maria might need to invest some cash and buy herself one of these bad boys. Otherwise, I’m not sure anyone can love her body as much as her fingers do.