It's Been A While Since We've Seen Kim K.'s Ass

It’s been a while since I’ve written about Kim Kardashian‘s ass on the site.

Thing is if you just keep pushing pushing pushing, pounding pounding pounding, after a while all that name-calling and thrusting can really leave someone’s ass all raw and exposed. And that sh!t just ain’t cool. (Trust me, my starfish knows!_

So now that we’ve given Kim’s rear end some time to put on the antibiotic and sit on the donut hole at home (or is it eating donuts alone at home?), I thought we’d welcome her back with open arms and maybe even a little bit of lube to ease the pain.

But of course, the question still remains…. is it real or not???

Here’s Kim with sister Kourtney at Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week in Cali yesterday.  Let the haters hate all they want, I still think these two are beau-ti-ful.