Christina Aguilera is a Smuggler

Maybe it’s just the angle of the photograph, or the top’s pattern, but doesn’t it look like Christina Aguilera is smuggling children under that top, their teeth clinging to her teets for dear life?!

Not even with the help of a push-up bra could those things get any damn higher. Just look at the way her top stretches to hold on for dear life!  She’s like the damn Hulk!  It’s unnatural, I tell ya!

Here’s Christina at the Africa Rising Festival in London, England earlier today.

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