Video of the Day: Rachel Ray

I’m not sure how recent this video of Rachel Ray surfaced, but its pure gold.  Halfway through watching the video your stomach will begin to turn as it hits you like a ton of bricks that Rachel Ray gives handjobs.  Can you imagine that– handjobs?!

This is one of the last chicks I’d want to picture slutting it up in the bedroom.  By the end of the video all I could picture was a naked Rachel coming at a d!ck in slow motion with her garlicky hands, the d!ck slowly muttering to himself, ‘Great, I might have well have stuck my head in a pickle jar.’