Your Daily Fug!

If you were concerned about opening your Playboy only to find Brooke Hogan dangling her d!ck and balls in a two-page centerfold spread, then fret not dear friends.

It has been announced that the 20-year-old daughter of Hulk Hogan has passed on the chance to prove she was born with a vagina by appearing nude in Playboy Magazine’s 55th Anniversary issue, an opportunity offered by the men’s publication back in July

“Brooke just didn’t feel that it was the right time,” her rep tells UsMagazine.com exclusively. “It’s not out of the question for the future, but we’ll have to see.”

Of course she’s waiting until the future… she needs to have a doctor cut off her nutsack before she men start gauging their eyes out left and right.  Those sex change operations take a while to heal, so don’t expect to see her nude anytime soon. Although maybe for a transgendered publication.  Isn’t that a scary thought?

More photos after the jump!