Nicollette Sheridan Bikini Pics: Hot or Not?

I’ve never understood why women get their panties all wet for Desperate Housewives.  I have opted to drive under the influence rather than be subjected to watch that show at my friend’s place.

I do not care how hot TV Guide Magazine tells me these 40+ actresses are, the show is still about as alluring as an annual vajajay exam.

With that in mind, may I present you to 44-year-old actress, Nicollette Sheridan– former bee keeper of Michael Bolton’s penis– parading around Malibu Beach in a black bikini over the weekend.