Brooke Hogan’s Mammaries Are Hazardous to Men
October 2nd, 2008
By: Melysa
These photos have officially concluded what I have long suspected: Brooke Hogan doesn’t own a mirror. That has to be it, because there is no other explanation for this disaster.
Is this not the most blatant cry in trying to get laid? She might as well spread her legs and put up a sign that reads “Open for business. Free car wash and $3 Subway coupon for all participants.”
Hope you have a good set of vibrators Brooke, because the only men that are going to be approaching you with that kind of outfit are gay dudes reprimanding you for such a hideous fashion faux pas.
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Topics: Brooke Hogan, The Mammary Diaries
ewwwwwww I have that bra
I would bang brooke hogan. Get a few drinks in me and her on her good days. I can’t think why I wouldn’t bang her. She seems like she would be a lot of fun, maybe a headlock here and there or she would punch me, or a leg drop. Sounds like a fantasy.
R U kidding?? Brooke is starting to look like her pig of a mom… She’s to big to be wearing outfits like that & didnt she JUST get them(the twins) done? Why r they sagging already?? Love ya Brooke!!!
I thought this was her mother.
A friend of mine, who lives in Tampa said that if Brooke looks anything like her Mom in person, you would not bang her. Her Mom is a huge person, who looks grossly manlike in person with no airbrushing
She could be Cameron Diaz’s twin - yuck.
YOU HAVE TO THANK DR.DIACO FOR THOSE SAGGY BREASTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I thought this was her mom too..sick she should get her refund for those saggy fun bags..